And I guarantee that your marquee will do-re-mi with my law degree ...

The 'NEW' Facebook.

2008-07-30T05:26:38Z

It sucks. I want to keep the old one forever.

Go sign in. You'll see what I mean.

It's ugly, unstreamlined, and gives me a headache. It's now FAR worse than MySpace.

I may have to switch if they don't fix it and fail to give the option to revert to the old version anymore.

I already sent them feedback. It's in the upper right-hand corner, if you wish to know. Let them know if you feel like I do, and maybe they'll dump it.

~ Jon

OMGZ! OMGZ! OMGZ!

2008-07-23T21:23:31Z

I'm on the INTERNET, y'all!

http://www.queerty.com/spoof-takes-on-anti-gay-rinehart-20080723/

WHAT? WHATCHA GONNA DO?

I'm super duper excited. I'm officially in debt to Queerty for forever.

~Jon

Well, it's done.

2008-07-23T10:58:22Z

I finished the Brent Rinehart cartoon parody, named Conservatives Can't Spell, quite aptly. I also just sent it off to Queerty, so hopefully with any luck they will publish it for me. I'm keeping my fingers crossed!

I'm planning on printing out a couple copies of it and sending one copy to Brent Rineharts's headquarters twice a week for the next month.

They're gonna hate me so much ... it has SO much swearing in it. It's fabulous.

Now the long-awaited moment ...

DOWNLOAD IT!

Let me know what you think. If you even find it a little bit humorous, then I've succeeded.

I personally like the Hot-or-Not bit. It's my fave.

Well, perhaps I should go to bed, no? I've been up all night.

OH! Michelle and I finished the last couple episodes of The L Word that we'd missed. Now I can't wait for the new season! AAAHHH!

It's just so wonderful.

Right. Bed.

~ Jon

P.S. How exactly does one die due to a vicious tea cozy accident?

"God, I need to stop swearing. SHIT!"

2008-07-21T20:49:09Z

This is what happens at Bargain Books and Michelle drops something. I swear madly.

And apparently Google Maps is on crack. Way too many of it's directions have been completely wrong in the past couple weeks. And three stores it's said existed ... don't. What the hell.

Whatever.

For your viewing pleasure:

Oreo Elevator from CL on Vimeo.

~ Jon

A comic. By me.

2008-07-21T05:29:20Z

Word.

~ Jon

Too funny to pass up.

2008-07-13T07:40:41Z

marriedtothesea.com

marriedtothesea.com

toothpastefordinner.com

toothpastefordinner.com

Too funny. Too damn funny.

Took some Juliana Stein pictures. Went to Meijer to buy shaving cream, eyeliner, and hairpins at 12.30am. Good fun.

What else?

Installing Dimension Pro synthesizers. It's taking fucking forever. Whatevs.

Ummm ... I think that's all. I may post the pictures later. I just have to somehow get them on the computer first ...

~ Jon

Caption this photo.

2008-07-09T03:57:53Z

*giggles*

~ Jon

My recent projects ...

2008-07-01T21:46:29Z

Well, I just made this icon. Snag it if you wish.

Clue XXX has been going well ... visit my Facebook photo album if you want to see it. Just a little more to go ...

And I'm exhausted so I'm going to go take a nap. Sorry for the lame-o entry. Whatever.

~ Jon

once again, i couldn't help myself.

2008-06-18T03:19:59Z

the fail blog

yay!

yes, i made those. they had a t-shirt design contest. they took me about four hours altogether.

this is what i do in my spare time, eh?

~ jon

OMG LOL

2008-06-17T09:43:22Z

i'm sorry, i couldn't help myself.

annnnd ... priceless.

off to bed!

~ jon

too amusing.

2008-06-10T05:55:34Z

toothpastefordinner.com

not much else going on.

except me staying up late.

~ jon

"they stand there, on a street corner, skin tucked in and meat side out and sshoutin' ... "

2008-05-29T00:00:10Z

marriedtothesea.com

marriedtothesea.com

yay!

well, in other news, i've officially finished public schooling for forever.

what a weird thought.

yeah, it definitely hasn't sunk in yet.

~ jon

regina!

2008-05-23T03:08:23Z

well, nothing new is happening 'round here. except for that whole graduation thing, you know.

where did the time go?

that and i'm sick.

OMG! the biggest news yet! we finally got fast internet! it's amazing how it's taken like seven years for us to finally get it. goodness. so now i can stream music and illegally download shit and whatnot. it's good fun.

tonight was the band's spring concert. my last band concert ever. we played rhapsody in blue, which was hella difficult. and i was sight reading it. welcome to the life of someone who's not in fifth hour and doesn't have time to practice, or the motivation.

what else?

i went to see the chronicles of narnia ii: prince caspian. it was pretty much awful. as michelle aptly put it: it was lotr lite. ninety percent of the major plot points were stolen from lord of the rings. bastards.

i'm glad i wasn't on that creative committee. i wouldn't want my name on it.

the only good thing were the vfx and the soundtrack.

speaking of which:

[teresa, this is for you.]

download, compliments of moi, regina spektor's the call. quite possibly my favorite song of hers.

http://www.mediafire.com/?mnyj9s1ixlv

hoorah! it's addictive. really. i'm going to make a mix tape with it. the rest of the soundtrack is okay, but not fantastic.

don't have time for much more than that; i have a huge latin project due tomorrow. i've done about half of it.

oops.

talk about procrastination!

~ jon

"he blinked!"

2008-04-02T18:53:49Z

okay, so funny story.

i was just chillin' in the front area between the two sets of doors at the epic center, waiting for mi madre to come pick me up. i was just sittin' there, staring off into space, and this group of people comes by [father mother, sister, brother] and are just talking. as they walk by me, they get strangely boisterous and start laughing. i don't pay any attention, and then just as they leave my line of sight, the father comes back and looks at me.

then he yells to his famfam, 'he blinked!'

i then laughed my ass off.

they thought i was a mannequin? wow. i'm honored. i guess that means i dress well and have a pretty face.

weird. i thought i looked like shit today, too.

strange how that happens.

just thought i'd share that moment of ass-laughing-off-dom.

~ jon

p.s. tomorrow i have a half day [b/c of no efa, the rest of school has a full day ... muahahaha ...] and friday i have no school [the rest of school has a half day, but evening classes aka when my efa would be, but i don't have efa ... muahahaha] so i have only a half day between me and spring break! fuck yeah!

<3

happy april fool's day!

2008-04-02T02:48:27Z

well, it's another year of google's fabulous pranks. gotta love 'em.

sweeney todd came out on dvd today. i didn't buy it. i'm not sure if i'm going to, either. it creeps me out a bit too much.

ummm ... and i guess that's it. jesus, i'm boring. perhaps i'll actually update this thing sometime?

~ jon

question:

2008-02-26T20:55:33Z

okay, so where exactly is flipsy?

is he in the states, or is he in germany?

i just would like to know ... he hasn't surfaced in a while.

~ jon

"man, i need some diet cock"

2008-02-24T05:52:08Z

from mattress police

well, i've been decent lately.

i tried to go see seven passages today, but they were sold out.

damn.

ummm ... that's my story. along with my next couple weeks being hella hectic.

~ jon

the toothpastefordinner post

2008-01-21T02:48:02Z

toothpastefordinner.com

toothpastefordinner.com

toothpastefordinner.com

toothpastefordinner.com

toothpastefordinner.com

toothpastefordinner.com

~ jon

the marriedtothesea post

2008-01-21T02:22:27Z

well, i'll admit it. i haven't been checking lj, nor updating it.

i'm okay with that. for the time being. i need to start again, though.

but now ... without further adieu ...

married to the sea!

marriedtothesea.com

marriedtothesea.com

marriedtothesea.com

marriedtothesea.com

marriedtothesea.com

marriedtothesea.com

marriedtothesea.com

~ jon

and kwout.com is officially amazing.

2008-01-17T18:22:44Z

How to Calculate Pi by Throwing Frozen Hot Dogs - wikiHow via kwout

~ jon

yum!

2007-12-19T17:47:49Z

~ jon

psapp

2007-12-10T17:21:02Z

~ jon

OMG.

2007-12-07T18:18:04Z

the golden compass comes out today.

that's all i have to say.

assay on my urtlestay.

gag me.

~ jon

p.s. if you're free, come to art hop tonight. 7.00. i have a show in the downstairs section of the epic center.

but only if you're free.

the sweeney todd slideshow

2007-12-05T06:00:42Z

hack

2007-12-05T04:53:43Z

well, it's official. enya should NEVER sing christmas songs.

i got on the efa bus this morning, and it was playing her version of we wish you a merry christmas. love enya, hate her style sometimes.

i swear, it was the most repetitive thing i've ever heard. and it was that smooth sound, and the tempo was about 60 bpm, i swear. i was about to go crazy. and some of the lyrics with her trance-like sound that is so stereotypical enya ...

"pleeeeeeeaase briiiinnnngggg uuuuss soooommmme piiiiigggyyyyyy puuuuuuddiiiiiinnng, pleeeeeeeaase briiiinnnngggg uuuuss soooommmme piiiiigggyyyyyy puuuuuuddiiiiiinnng, pleeeeeeeaase briiiinnnngggg uuuuss soooommmme piiiiigggyyyyyy puuuuuuddiiiiiinnng aaaannd briiiinnnggg iiiiit riiiigght noooooow"

with the greasy chords in the background in the obnoxious "ah" vowel. and the pseudo-synthesized thumb piano, and then of course her voice had this crazy chorus effect, as always. it sounded like a death march of enyas coming to kill you, if you didn't bring her some goddamn piggy pudding. whatever the fuck that is.

enyas all dressed in red garb with big hoods and scythes marching down the road, giving the 'devil look' that elijah wood conquered so well at the end of the return of the king when he decides "the ring is mine". head down, staring up through the eyebrows.

"pleeeeeeeaase briiiinnnngggg uuuuss soooommmme piiiiigggyyyyyy puuuuuuddiiiiiinnng ... "

damn.

well, it's official: i'm sweeney todd crazed.

http://sweeneytoddmovie.com/

the website is worth all the money in the world. it's so damn pretty! i'm so excited ... and it's supposed to be bloody, too! i'm thrilled!

BLOOD! GORE! FUCK THE DOOR!

perhaps not.

well, it's time to go make up some shit to do. i think i'll make a photo album of the high-res photos i've gleaned of sweeney todd ...

~ jon

And I guarantee that your marquee will do-re-mi with my law degree ...

The 'NEW' Facebook.

OMGZ! OMGZ! OMGZ!

Well, it's done.

"God, I need to stop swearing. SHIT!"

A comic. By me.

Too funny to pass up.

Caption this photo.

My recent projects ...

once again, i couldn't help myself.

OMG LOL

too amusing.

"they stand there, on a street corner, skin tucked in and meat side out and sshoutin' ... "

regina!

"he blinked!"

happy april fool's day!

question:

"man, i need some diet cock"

the toothpastefordinner post

the marriedtothesea post

and kwout.com is officially amazing.

yum!

psapp

OMG.

the sweeney todd slideshow

*hack*

hack